Friday, October 15, 2010

Newsflash

dishes don't do themselves

You know this, and I know this, but dishes do not get done by themselves. We can send men to the moon and make cars that talk, but no one has figured out how to get my dishes clean in a way that takes no effort on my part. Yes I have a dishwasher. That is hardly the point. And while we're at it, why can't the laundry fold itself? And put itself away. I'm sure JJ would like to know why the lawn doesn't mow itself. Is there some way to get the cats to do it?  Yes, I would like some cheese with my whine. You could get it for me while you're doing my dishes...

1 comment:

Dana said...

Take a deep breath, and then...just DO IT!