Saturday, September 5, 2009

Soft as a baby's...carpet?

Friday morning, after breakfast, Owen fished out a brand new tube of diaper rash cream (aka "butt paste"), opened it and smeared his entire body with the contents. And part of the upstairs carpet. And part of my great-grandmother's writing desk.

Did I mention that stuff is water-proof? Three scrubbings in the shower later and he's still sticky. At least the carpet won't suffer from diaper rash anytime soon.

I am about to leave it all behind and go get my haircut. If anyone could use a mini-vacation, I think it's me!

1 comment:

Katie Elizabeth said...

Good Grief, who pushed his "on" button? Have you tried butter? For the "but paste" I mean. Like with pitch, sometimes, ya gotta fight fire with fire.