In the middle of the night:
"Dad, don't snore. Breathe through your nose. Can you do that?"
In the backseat (after dropping a fruit snack in his car seat):
"It's ok, Mom, I got it with my Super Danger Hand."
At the computer desk (after getting out of bed numerous times during the evening):
"If you hug me, Mom, you won't have to spank me."
How do you argue with that?